DTR (define the relationship)

Dear Mr. Elliptical Machine,


I realize that over the years we have had an on again-off again relationship. Recently we are back on again. I appreciate you taking me back considering my lack of commitment. But I am ready to do it this time! I am ready to commit. Tomorrow morning will be our fourth "date" together since our reunion. Although I am ready to commit, I was wondering if you and I could possibly come to an understanding. You see I just had a baby 3 months ago and was wondering if we could take things slow. I mean really slow. Lets give it some time to work back up to where we once were. And please do not let jealousy get the best of you if I choose to spend some time with Mr. stationary bike or Mr. Treadmill. My heart belongs to you. Trust me, every time we are together my heart races!! Thank you for your time. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow morning!